Phrases while having sex:
Mathematician: More, more!
Asmathic: ahhhhh ahhhhh
Athlet: faster, faster!
Astronomer: i'm seeing the stars
Photographer: let me find your good side
Teacher: yes, yes!
Surgeon: deeper, deeper!
Michael Jackson: AWH! .... AWH!
Justin Bieber: Baby, baby, baby, oooooooh!
Enrique Iglesias: Baby I like it!
One direction: baby you hard on my crotch like nobody else
Gardener: I want to see your forest.
Milkman: Let me taste your milk
Footballer: I'm going to annotate a goal on your entrance
Geographer: here, here!
Boy scout: I'm going to camp on your valley
Catholic: Oh, god!
Shadowhunter: let me touch your mango
Monkey: uh, uh, ah, ah
Peeta Mellark: My bread is burning!
Harry Potter: My wand is ready
The hunger games: you have to be Katniss Everdeen, because you iniciated a revolution on my district.
Spongebob: Yes, captain!
Pingu: MEC MEEEEEEEEEC
Computer: error 404 g-spot not found
Messenger: you're going to receive my mail
Internet: 8% less!
Shakira: waka waka